if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest
Anonymous said: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?
ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE
This kills me every time
"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"
throwback to the post that ruined my life
soul mates don't exist.
unless they're my otp.
I don't believe in love at first sight.
unless it's my otp.
teenage love is never going to last.
unless it involves my otp.
Anonymous said: You're really fucking hot but damn you're awkward... like you were all alone doing the ice bucket but you still acted embarrassed like a million people were around you
When I’m rich and famous, that’s going to be the name of my autobiography